VTÍPKY

• I decided I didn't need the training wheels anymore.
• There was a half-off sale at the bike shop.
• I lost the other half in the divorce. 
• Give blood. Go unicycling! 
• "I think God gave us two wheels for a reason." 
• Riddle me this: "What kind of Giraffe has only two feet and can balance and travel with all it's weight on a single spot without its feet ever touching the ground?"
• Why can unicyclists always go longer than bicyclists? Bicyclists are always two tired. 
• UNICYCLE? Washing machine with only one setting!
• I bought three apples and the man at the counter said: "Would you like a bag with that?". I replied: "No, I unicycle".