- I decided I didn't need the training wheels anymore.
- There was a half-off sale at the bike shop.
- I lost the other half in the divorce.
- Give blood. Go unicycling!
- "I think God gave us two wheels for a reason."
- Riddle me this: "What kind of Giraffe has only two feet and can balance and travel with all it's weight on a single spot without its feet ever touching the ground?"
- Why can unicyclists always go longer than bicyclists? Bicyclists are always two tired.
- UNICYCLE? Washing machine with only one setting!
- I bought three apples and the man at the counter said: "Would you like a bag with that?". I replied: "No, I unicycle".
the grand unicycle theory
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